Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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