There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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