i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
i need some magic done to my vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
