we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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