yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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