Need sex. Gaining weight.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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