please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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