Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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