is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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