So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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