Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I am one with the molecules
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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