CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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