Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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