You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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