so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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