bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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