Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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