She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
