They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Shame - the story of my life.
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