Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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