I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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