Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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