Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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