Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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