I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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