Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
