I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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