you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm getting married
To pizza
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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