I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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