I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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