If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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