I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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