We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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