i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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