I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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