I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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