Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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