Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
this hospital has no fireball
Everclear isn't food dammit
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
