how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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