Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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