We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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