I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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