Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
