i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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