i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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