i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
God I need to hump something, right now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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