We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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