I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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