ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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