fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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